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  1. urbanesque

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    Sep 5th 2007, 13:48

    A Neutron walked into to a bar and said: "How much for a drink?"

    And the bartender said: "No charge!"

  2. al-alo

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    Sep 5th 2007, 12:16

    ahh neon, a truely noble gas.

    what? you dont like chemistry jokes now?

  3. urbanesque

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    Sep 5th 2007, 13:49

    Q: What do you do when you find a dead chemist?

    A: You Barium.

  4. TheWhyNotGuy

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    Sep 5th 2007, 12:45

    May his rest be long and placid... He poured water into acid.

  5. urbanesque

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    Sep 5th 2007, 13:50

    Q: What is the purpose of a doctor?

    A: Helium.

  6. TheWhyNotGuy

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    Sep 5th 2007, 15:07

    Just a little atom of Cl, valence minus one Swimming through the sea, digging the scene and having fun She's not worried about the shape or size of her outside shell... it's fun to ionize Just a little atom of Cl with an unfilled shell

    But somewhere in the sea lurks handsome Sodium With enough electrons in his outside shell plus that extra one "Somewhere in this deep blue sea there's a negative for my extra energy Yes somewhere in this foam my positive will find a home"

    Then unsuspecting Chlorine felt a magnetic pull She looked down and her outside shell was full Sodium cried "what a gas, be my bride and I'll change your name from Chlorine to Chloride"

    Now the sea evaporates to make the clouds for the rain and snow Leaving a chemical compound in the absence of H2O But the crystals that fall upon the shores are happy ones So if you never thought before... Think of the love that you eat when you salt your meat

    - Kate and Anna McGarrigle

  7. skarnath

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    Sep 6th 2007, 14:13

    Great follow-up, Elena! And it was wonderful & helpful to hear the thoughtful reflections of the artist so quickly following the original post. It's amazing how small & intimate the world can be in the cyberspace age...